Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
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A drunk guy is driving the wrong way on a one-way street and a cop stops him.
The cop goes to the guy and says "Hey didn't you see the arrows??"
The drunk guy replies " I didn't even see the Indians!"