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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Drunk on a One-Way Street

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A drunk guy is driving the wrong way on a one-way street and a cop stops him.

The cop goes to the guy and says "Hey didn't you see the arrows??"

The drunk guy replies " I didn't even see the Indians!"