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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Gas Prices

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So, you think a gallon of gasoline is expensive...??

* Diet Snapple 16oz for $1.29 = $10.32 per gallon

* Lipton Ice Tea 16oz for $1.19 = $9.52 per gallon

* Gatorade 20oz for $1.59 = $10.17 per gallon

* Ocean Spray 16oz for $1.25 = $10.00 per gallon

* Pint of milk 16oz for $1.59 = $12.72 per gallon

* STP Brake Fluid 12oz for $3.15 = $33.60 per gallon

* Vick's Nyquil 6oz for $8.35 = $178.13 per gallon

* Pepto Bismol 4oz for $3.85 = $123.20 per gallon

* Whiteout 7oz for $1.39 = $25.42 per gallon

* Scope 1.5oz for $0.99 = $84.48 per gallon

And this is the REAL KICKER...

* Evian water 9oz for $1.49 = $ 21.19 per gallon
$21.19 FOR WATER!!

So next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on Nyquil or Scope, Whiteout or water!!!