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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
You Might Be A College Student If...
- You average 3 hours of sleep a night.
- Your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't.
- You go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week.
- You are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy.
- You wake up 10 minutes before class.
- You wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them.
- Your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class.
- Your social life consists of a date with the library.
- It takes a shovel to find the floor of your room.
- You carry less than a dollar on your person.
- You haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class.
- You celebrate when you find a quarter.
- Your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over.
- You wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself.
- Your backpack is giving you Scoliosis.
- You get more sleep in class than in your room.
- Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles.
- You can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo.
- You live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes.
- You get more e-mail than postal mail.
