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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Canadian Laws

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  • You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
  • In British Columbia, it is illegal to kill a sasquatch.
  • Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
  • In Montreal, you may not swear in French.
  • Also in Montreal, citizens may not relieve themselves or spit on the street. Punishable by a fine of over 100 Canadian dollars.
  • In Beaconsfield, it is considered an offense to have more than two colors of paint on your house.
  • In Toronto, you can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday.
  • The city of Guelph is classified as a no-pee zone.
  • In New Brunswick, driving on the roads is not allowed.