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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Canadian Laws
- You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
- In British Columbia, it is illegal to kill a sasquatch.
- Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
- In Montreal, you may not swear in French.
- Also in Montreal, citizens may not relieve themselves or spit on the street. Punishable by a fine of over 100 Canadian dollars.
- In Beaconsfield, it is considered an offense to have more than two colors of paint on your house.
- In Toronto, you can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday.
- The city of Guelph is classified as a no-pee zone.
- In New Brunswick, driving on the roads is not allowed.
