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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

You Know You're Italian If...

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1. If your parents refer to KFC as 'galina del vecchio.'

2. If your friends come over for dinner and they leave ten pounds heavier.

3. If you shave your face, and you're a girl...damn straight, you're Italian.

4. If you wear high heals just to go to the corner store...not only are you an Italian, but you're a freakin' Gina, too!

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