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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

All the Same

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It was the first time the Captain and the First Officer had flown together, and it was obvious by their silence that they didn't get along.

After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said, "I don't like Chinese."

The First Officer replied, "Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why that?"

The Captain said, "You bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese."

The First Officer said, "Nooooo, noooo... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbor. That JAPANESE, not Chinese."

The Captain answered, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't matter. They're all alike."

Another 30 minutes of silence.

Finally the First Officer said, "No like Jew."

The Captain replied, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"

"Jews sink Titanic."

The Captain tried to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic, it was an iceberg."

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg... no mattah, all same."