Did you hear about the Polish coyote who had his leg caught in a trap?
He chewed off three legs and he was STILL caught!!
A Polish scientist was performing an experiment on the verbal reactions of fleas. He had trained a flea to jump on command.
The scientist commanded the flea, "Jump flea!" and the flea jumped four feet. The scientist wrote in his notebook: "Flea with four feet jumps four feet."
Then the scientist pulled off one of the fleas legs with a pair of tweezers and commanded the flea "Jump flea!" The flea jumped three feet and the scientist wrote it in his notebook.