Please do not be offended by this story. READ IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH...it's got a really good ending!!!
On a British Airways flight from Johannesburg, a middle-aged, well-off white South African lady has found herself sitting next to a black man.
She called the cabin crew attendant over to complain about her seating.
"What seems to be the problem, Madam?" asked the attendant.
"Can't you see?" she said, "You've sat me next to a kafir. I can't possibly sit next to this disgusting human. Find me another seat!"