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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Four Leaf Clover

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four leaf cloverI'm looking over a four leaf clover
That I over-looked before.
One leaf is sunshine, the second is rain,
Third is the roses that grows in the lane.

No need explaining the one remaining
Is somebody I adore.
I'm looking over a four leaf clover
That I over-looked before!