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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Away at Camp

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It was the first time that eight-year-old Jimmy had been away to camp and his parents were worried about him.

They called the camp and were a little sad that the child hadn't missed them yet.

"Haven't any of the other kids gotten homesick?" they asked.

"Only the ones who have dogs," replied the boy.