When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. Diane's four-year-old son overheard some of his mother's conversations.

One day when Diane and her four-year-old were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby.

"Yes!" the four-year-old said, "and I know what we're going to name it, too."

"Really?" asked the lady.

"Yes." said the little boy, "If it's a girl we're going to call her Christina, and if it's another boy we're going to call it Quits!"