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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Nap Time

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Jane's children have never been thrilled about taking naps, but one day they were putting up more of a fuss than usual.

In the middle of the tantrums, a friend called. "What's all the commotion?" she asked.

"Oh, nothing," Jane said. "Just the siesta resistance."