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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Rectum
Little Johnny has been really excited during show and tell. Finally, the teacher calls on him.
Johnny runs up to the front of the class and begins to excitedly tell his story. "Last night my dog got off the leash and he ran out in the road and a car ran over his butt!"
Teacher said, "Johnny, 'butt' isn't a very nice word. You should say 'rectum'."
Johnny replied, "Rectum??!! Heck yes it rectum, it KILLED 'em!"
