Bill of Fare
A group of headhunters sets up a small stand near a well-traveled road.
The bill of fare is as follows:
- Sautéed Tourist $10
- Braised Reporter $12
- Fried Diplomat $15
- Barbecued Lawyer $110
A customer, noticing the great price differential, asked why lawyers cost so much.
The headhunter replied, "if you had ever tried to clean one of those devils, you would understand."