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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
How'd You Do That?
During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show.
After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theater yelled, "How'd you do that?"
"I could tell you, sir," the magician answered, "but then I'd have to kill you."
After a short pause, the man yelled back, "Okay, then... just tell my wife."
