A man and a woman go into a drug store to pick up a prescription.
While they're waiting, the man steps on one of those old-fashioned scales in the corner.
He puts in a quarter and out comes a card that says, "You are thoughtful, considerate, kindhearted, and good with children."
Very smugly, he hands the card to the woman.
She reads it and says, "It didn't get your weight right, either."