- Combating Stupidity
- You, Too, Can Do Housework
- PMS-Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
- How To Fill An Ice Tray
- We Do Not Want Skimpy Underthings For Christmas-Give Us Money
- Understanding The Female Response To Your Coming Home Drunk At 4:00AM
- Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly Titled "Don't Wash My Underwear")
- Parenting-No, It Doesn't End With Conception
- Get A Life-Learn To Cook
- How Not To Act Like A Jerk When You're Obviously Wrong
- Spelling-Even You Can Get It Right
- Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
- You-The Weaker Sex
- Reasons To Give Flowers
- Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But The Bathroom
- Garbage-Getting It To The Curb
- How To Put The Toilet Lid Down (Formerly "No, It's Not A Bidet")
- "The Weekend" And "Sports" Are Not Synonyms
- How To Go Shopping With Your Mate And Not Get Lost
- The Remote Control-Overcoming Your Dependency
- Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
- Mother-In-Laws-They Are People Too
- Male Bonding-Leaving Your Friends At Home
- You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
- Seeing The True You (Formerly "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially With No Shirt!")
- Changing Your Underwear-It Really Works
- Fluffing The Blankets After Flatulating Is Not Necessary
- Techniques For Calling Home