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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Seminars For Men

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  • Combating Stupidity
  • You, Too, Can Do Housework
  • PMS-Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
  • How To Fill An Ice Tray
  • We Do Not Want Skimpy Underthings For Christmas-Give Us Money
  • Understanding The Female Response To Your Coming Home Drunk At 4:00AM
  • Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly Titled "Don't Wash My Underwear")
  • Parenting-No, It Doesn't End With Conception
  • Get A Life-Learn To Cook
  • How Not To Act Like A Jerk When You're Obviously Wrong
  • Spelling-Even You Can Get It Right
  • Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
  • You-The Weaker Sex
  • Reasons To Give Flowers
  • Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But The Bathroom
  • Garbage-Getting It To The Curb
  • How To Put The Toilet Lid Down (Formerly "No, It's Not A Bidet")
  • "The Weekend" And "Sports" Are Not Synonyms
  • How To Go Shopping With Your Mate And Not Get Lost
  • The Remote Control-Overcoming Your Dependency
  • Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
  • Mother-In-Laws-They Are People Too
  • Male Bonding-Leaving Your Friends At Home
  • You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
  • Seeing The True You (Formerly "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially With No Shirt!")
  • Changing Your Underwear-It Really Works
  • Fluffing The Blankets After Flatulating Is Not Necessary
  • Techniques For Calling Home