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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Three Men at Dinner

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Three men were at dinner with their wives.

The first man said to his wife, "Pass me the suger, suger."

The second man said, "I can beat that... Pass me the honey, honey."

The third man said, "I can beat that... Pass me the milk, cow."