Maineiac

A site foreman, displeased with the motivation of the men working for him, decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. "I've got a really easy job today for the laziest person here," he announced. "Will the laziest man please put his hand up?" Nine hands went up. "Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man. "Too much trouble," came the reply.

Boys will be boys ... and so will a lot of middle aged men!

Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment with my boyfriend, I was quite amused to see the following saying pop up when I logged in the next morning: Commitment, n.: Commitment can be best illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs. The chicken was involved, the pig was committed.

One man said to the other, "Hey Sam, have you ever realized any of your childhood hopes?" Sam answered, "Yes, Harry, when my mother used to comb my hair, I often wished I didn't have any."

Q: How do you get a man to do situps?
A: Glue the TV remote between his ankles!

One day, a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" - "It depends," she replied, "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "Texas A & M."

Women's Quote of the Day: "Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with."

Men's Counter-Quote of the Day: "Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."