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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

The Washroom

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Leaving Montreal, I decided to stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go into the washroom. The first stall is taken, so I go into the second stall.

I had just sat down when I hear a voice from the other stall, "Hi there, how is it going?" Okay, I am not the type to strike up conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say, so finally I said, "Not bad..."

Then the voice says, "So, what are you doing?" I am starting to find this a bit weird, but I say, "Well, I'm going back east..."

Then I hear the voice, all flustered, say, "Look, I'll call you back--every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me!!!"