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  • A closed mouth gathers no feet.
  • A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
  • A king's castle is his home.
  • A penny saved is ridiculous.
  • All that glitters has a high refractive index.
  • Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
  • Anarchy is better than no government at all.
  • Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
  • As you read the scroll, it vanishes...
  • Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.
  • Of the choice of two evils, I pick the one I've never tried before.
  • Courage is your greatest present need.
  • Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
  • Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
  • Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
  • Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
  • Drive defensively -- buy a tank.
  • Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail friends.
  • Entropy isn't what it used to be.
  • Familiarity breeds children.
  • God didn't create the world in 7 days. He pulled an all-nighter on the 6th.
  • Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
  • He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
  • Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  • Herblock's Law: if it is good, they will stop making it.
  • History does not repeat itself, -- historians merely repeat each other.
  • If you don't change your direction, you may end up where you were headed.
  • If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!
  • I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
  • In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared minds.
  • It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
  • It works better if you plug it in.
  • It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
  • Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
  • Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else.
  • Lynch's Law: When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
  • Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
  • Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
  • Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement .
  • Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
  • Reality's the only obstacle to happiness.
  • crew up your life, you've screwed everything else up.
  • Silver's law: If Murphy's law can go wrong it will.
  • Some grow with responsibility, others just swell.
  • The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
  • The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
  • The road to to success is always under construction.
  • Today is the last day of your life... so far.
  • Wasting time is an important part of life.
  • When all else fails, read the instructions.
  • When in doubt, don't bother.
  • When in doubt, ignore it.
  • Xerox does it again and again and again and...