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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Financial Terminology

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In case you were not aware of the new financial terminology:

EBITDA (formerly stood for Earnings Before Interest Expenses, Taxes, Depreciation and Amortization) - Now stands for "Earnings Before I Tricked Dumb Auditor"

EBIT (Earnings Before Interest and Taxes) - Now stands for "Earnings Before Irregularities and Tampering"

CEO (Chief Executive Officer) - Now stands for "Chief Embezzlement Officer"

CFO (Chief Financial Officer) - Now stands for "Corporate Fraud Officer"

NAV (Net Asset Value) - Now stands for "Normal Andersen Valuation"

EPS (Earnings Per Share) - Now stands for "Eventual Prison Sentence"