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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.


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I believe that most people have had occasion to have an overwhelming desire to just smash the heck out of some electronic device which is always malfunctioning. Computers, VCRs, DVD players, etc., tend to act up when we need them the most. The attached pic is my 2 year old FAX machine which worked perfectly until the warranty expired. Now it keeps eating paper, pulling 2 sheets thru at a time and worst of all, people keep calling me and telling me they did not get part or all of my fax. The desire is consuming me.

Old Fax-1

 Ah - A sledge hammer - THAT'LL WORK!!!!!



 Boy - I can't remember the last time I felt this good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Old Fax-2

 Now that's better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New Fax