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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Andy Rooney On Oil

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There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in the USA.

Well, there's a very simple answer: Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know that we were getting low.

The reason for this is purely geographical.... All the oil is in California, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, Alaska, etc

All the dipsticks are in Washington, DC.