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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.


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One time in heaven, Saint Peter said to Jesus, "I'm going on vacation and I want you to watch the pearly gates. Everybody who comes up, you ask the questions and you decide if will stay here in heaven." "Okay, Saint Peter, I will," said Jesus.

Jesus was receiving everybody when he spied a blind and very old man coming toward him. Jesus said to him, "Tell me about your life." And the old man said, "I remember nothing about my life. The only thing I remember is that my son was very famous on the earth and I was a carpenter."

Jesus thought, "A son very famous and he was a carpenter...he must be Joseph!" Jesus, with his eyes full of tears, said, "Father?"

The old man, touching the face of Jesus, said, "Is that you Pinocchio?"