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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

A Man of Very Few Words

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President Calvin Cooledge, 30th U. S. president (1923 to 1929) was a man of very few words.

One Sunday he went to church, but his wife, Grace, stayed home.

When he returned, she asked, "Was the sermon good?"

"Yup," was Cooledge's brief reply.

"What was it about?" Grace asked.


"And what did the minister say?"

"He's against it."