God: "Whew, I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on earth."
Angel: "oh yeah? What are you going to do now?"
God: "I think I'll call it a day"
After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"
"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."