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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.


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When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'cause I know even God can't hit a one iron. - Lee Trevino

Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer. - Tommy Bolt

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the space between your ears. - Bobby Jones

I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games. - Ben Hogan

I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them. - Harry Tofcano

Golf is a good walk spoiled.-Mark Twain

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you? - Ben Hogan

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

The only shots you can be dead sure of are those you've had already. -Byron Nelson

The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it. -Bob Allen