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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

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Most golfers prepare for disaster. A good golfer prepares for success. - Bob Toski

A lot of guys who have never choked, have never been in the position to do so. - Tom Watson

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list. -Lee Trevino

Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee, who has a deep suntan, a one iron in his bag and squinty eyes. -Dave Marr

If you want to beat someone out on the golf course, just get him mad. - Dave Williams

If you try to fight the course, it will beat you. -Lou Graham

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money. - Lee Trevino

It's nice to have the opportunity to play for so much money, but it's nicer to win it. - Patty Sheenan

If you travel first class, you think first class and you are more likely to play first class. - Ray Floyd

It's the most fun I've ever had with my clothes on. -Lee Trevino