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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

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My best score ever was 103, but I've only been playing 15 years. - Alex Karris

Lay off for three weeks, and then quit for good. - Sam Snead

Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at. - Dave Hill

I've made a million, but I don't have a million - Walt Zambriski

You don't know what pressure is until you've played for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket. -Lee Trevino

Victory is everything. You can spend the money, but you can never spend the memories. - Ken Venturi

If you want to take long walks, take long walks. If you want to hit things with a stick, hit things with a stick. But there's no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV. Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - National Lampoon

Golf is a fine relief from the tensions of office, but we are a little tired of holding the bag. - Adlai Stevenson

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope