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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.


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She: "Let me get this straight.The less I hit the ball, the better I am doing."
He: "That's right."
She: "Then why hit it at all?"

The toughest part about this game is getting off the tee and into the hole.

As the man said,"I know I can play better than this; I just never have".

In golf, you drive for show and putt for dough.

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well.

Real golfers know how to count over five, when they have a bad hole.

If there is any larceny in man, golf will bring it out.

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt.

Golf is an easy game... it's just hard to play.

In golf as in life, it's the follow through that makes the difference.