People know you are from Arizona when...
- You buy salsa by the gallon.
- Your Christmas decorations include a half a yard of sand and l00 paper bags.
- You think a red traffic light is merely a suggestion.
- All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October but clear out come the end of April.
- You think someone driving a car wearing oven mitts is clever.
- Most of the restaurants in town have the first name "El" or Los".