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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

People know you are from Arizona when...

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  • You buy salsa by the gallon.
  • Your Christmas decorations include a half a yard of sand and l00 paper bags.
  • You think a red traffic light is merely a suggestion.
  • All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October but clear out come the end of April.
  • You think someone driving a car wearing oven mitts is clever.
  • Most of the restaurants in town have the first name "El" or Los".

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