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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Kansas is so flat that...
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- when your dog runs away from home, you can watch him for three days.
- the church choirs sing off key.
- it is against state law to sell carbonated beverages.
- you can steal a chicken on Thursday and get shot on Saturday.
- if you stare long enough at the horizon, you can see the back of your head.
- it is the nation's largest consumer of padded bras.
- natives get nosebleeds going over overpasses.
- prarie dog mounds are protected as state landmarks.
- topographical maps double as pool tables.
- water runs uphill.
- the state animal is a roadkill.
- flat jokes are not appreciated.
