You Know You're in Maine if:

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  • you own more than four pair of gloves.
  • every other vehicle is a 4X4.
  • camping is allowed it's only in steel sided campers.
  • when the sun goes down, you start looking for your coat.
  • in March your vehicle is 43% mud.
  • you leave your keys in your car and the next morning your car is still there.
  • you're on the shoulder of the highway with your hood up and somebody stops to help you.
  • you can pay for six big macs with a personal check.
  • drive by shootings only occur on the evening news.
  • your central heating system is fueled by large logs.
  • you see numerous chauffeur-driven dogs.
  • you can see the stars at night.
  • people drive 100 miles to shop in a real mall.
  • a deer throws itself under your wheels.
  • you got a set of new snow tires for Valentines day.
  • more than 1/2 the meat in your freezer is moose.
  • the term "chill factor" is part of your daily vocabulary.
  • the bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house.
  • you only paid $5 to cut down your own douglas fir christmas tree.
  • you enjoy a hot chocolate more than you do a margarita.
  • a girls basketball game fill's the school gym.
  • you put the car heater on your list of best friends.
  • you pawned a snow blower instead of a set of golf clubs.
  • dressing up means wearing a tie with your flannel shirt.
  • you think you're in a traffic jam when you're in the second car at the light.
  • you don't use your blinker because everyone already knows where you're going.
  • your long john's don't come off until mid-May!