- you own more than four pair of gloves.
- every other vehicle is a 4X4.
- camping is allowed it's only in steel sided campers.
- when the sun goes down, you start looking for your coat.
- in March your vehicle is 43% mud.
- you leave your keys in your car and the next morning your car is still there.
- you're on the shoulder of the highway with your hood up and somebody stops to help you.
- you can pay for six big macs with a personal check.
- drive by shootings only occur on the evening news.
- your central heating system is fueled by large logs.
- you see numerous chauffeur-driven dogs.
- you can see the stars at night.
- people drive 100 miles to shop in a real mall.
- a deer throws itself under your wheels.
- you got a set of new snow tires for Valentines day.
- more than 1/2 the meat in your freezer is moose.
- the term "chill factor" is part of your daily vocabulary.
- the bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house.
- you only paid $5 to cut down your own douglas fir christmas tree.
- you enjoy a hot chocolate more than you do a margarita.
- a girls basketball game fill's the school gym.
- you put the car heater on your list of best friends.
- you pawned a snow blower instead of a set of golf clubs.
- dressing up means wearing a tie with your flannel shirt.
- you think you're in a traffic jam when you're in the second car at the light.
- you don't use your blinker because everyone already knows where you're going.
- your long john's don't come off until mid-May!