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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

You Might Be From Boston If...

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  • You think of Philadelphia as the midwest.
  • You think it's your God-given right to cut someone off in traffic.
  • You think there are only 25 letters in the alphabet (no R's).
  • You think three straight days of 90+ temperatures is a heat wave.
  • All your pets are named after Celtics or Bruins.
  • You refer to six inches of snow as a "dusting."
  • Just hearing the words "New York" puts you in an angry mood.
  • You don't think you have an attitude.
  • You always 'bang a left' as soon as the light turns green, and oncoming traffic always expects it.
  • Everything in town is "a five minute walk."
  • When out of town, you think the natives of the area are all whacked.
  • You still can't bear to watch highlights from game 6 of the 1986 World Series.
  • You have no idea what the word compromise means.
  • You believe using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.
  • You don't realize that you walk and talk twice as fast as everyone else.
  • You're anal, neurotic, pessimistic & stubborn.
  • You think if someone is nice to you, they must want something, or are from out of town.
  • Your favorite adjective is "wicked."
  • You think 63 degree ocean water is warm.
  • You think the Kennedy's are misunderstood.