- You think of Philadelphia as the midwest.
- You think it's your God-given right to cut someone off in traffic.
- You think there are only 25 letters in the alphabet (no R's).
- You think three straight days of 90+ temperatures is a heat wave.
- All your pets are named after Celtics or Bruins.
- You refer to six inches of snow as a "dusting."
- Just hearing the words "New York" puts you in an angry mood.
- You don't think you have an attitude.
- You always 'bang a left' as soon as the light turns green, and oncoming traffic always expects it.
- Everything in town is "a five minute walk."
- When out of town, you think the natives of the area are all whacked.
- You still can't bear to watch highlights from game 6 of the 1986 World Series.
- You have no idea what the word compromise means.
- You believe using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.
- You don't realize that you walk and talk twice as fast as everyone else.
- You're anal, neurotic, pessimistic & stubborn.
- You think if someone is nice to you, they must want something, or are from out of town.
- Your favorite adjective is "wicked."
- You think 63 degree ocean water is warm.
- You think the Kennedy's are misunderstood.