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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Is the Coast Clear?
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife, undoubtedly blonde, picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here," and hung up.
The husband said "Who was that?"
The wife said "I don't know, some lady wanting to know if the coast is clear."
