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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

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There were three men and a woman who all died and met with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

The first man steps up to St. Peter and St. Peter asks, "What do you want?"

The man says "I want to go to come into heaven." So St. Peter checks his list and says, "Well, you can't because when you were alive all you wanted was money. Money, money, money. You were so fond of money that you even married a girl named Penny!"

So the first man left and the second man stepped up and St. Peter said, "What do you want?"

The second man replied, "I want to come into heaven." So St. Peter checks his list and says, "Well, you can't because when you were alive all you did was drink. Drink, drink, drink. You were so fond of drinking that you even married a girl named Brandy!"

So the second man left but before St. Peter could ask the third man what he wanted, the third man says to the woman who died with him, his wife, "Well, let's go Fanny."