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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Things You Never Hear A Woman Say
- Do you think this dress makes me look too slim?
- You take me out too much, can't we just stay in?
- A fake one will do.
- You look stressed out, let me massage your back.
- Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it.
- That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body.
- I hate my Mother.
- No, no, you buy me too much already.
- What headache?
- Put your money away, let me buy the round.
- Don't get up. I'll clean the house, you just watch the game and relax.
