Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
Q: Why do woman have small feet?
A: So they can get closer to the stove.
So many men, so few who can afford me.
God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
My Mother Is a travel agent for guilt trips.
Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.