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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.


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Yo Momma's SO Fat...

when she dances she makes the band skip.

when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

her butt has its own congressman.

her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.

her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

all the restaurants in town have signs that say "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".