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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
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Yo Momma's SO Fat...
when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
her nickname is "DAAANG!!"
she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
she's on BOTH sides of the family.
when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
