Maineiac

Yo'mamma's so fat...

• When she wears high heals, she strikes oil
• She's got more rolls than a bakery truck
• She has her own area code
• When she goes to the ocean the whales start singing "We Are Family."
• When she goes running she leaves behind potholes

• When she sits around the house she sits a r o u n d the house
• When she puts on her X-Files t-shirt, helicopters land on her back
• She plays pool with the planets ... "earth, corner pocket"
• She jumped up and got stuck
• She uses a VCR for a beeper
• When Aladin saw her butt, he thought it was A Whole New World
• She has more chins than a Chinese phone book
• When she went swiming in the Ocean, Spain claimed her a whole New World
• When she was walking down the street, she saw a school bus go by and yelled "STOP THAT TWINKY!"