Tidbits 6
Yo'mamma's so fat...
- When she wears high heals, she strikes oil
- She's got more rolls than a bakery truck
- She has her own area code
- When she goes to the ocean the whales start singing "We Are Family."
- When she goes running she leaves behind potholes
- When she sits around the house she sits a r o u n d the house
- When she puts on her X-Files t-shirt, helicopters land on her back
- She plays pool with the planets ... "earth, corner pocket"
- She jumped up and got stuck
- She uses a VCR for a beeper
- When Aladin saw her butt, he thought it was A Whole New World
- She has more chins than a Chinese phone book
- When she went swiming in the Ocean, Spain claimed her a whole New World
- When she was walking down the street, she saw a school bus go by and yelled "STOP THAT TWINKY!"