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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Yo' Momma... Continued

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Yo' Momma's so fat...

  • When she sat on the rainbow, skittles popped out!
  • When she walked out of the house, everyone thought there was a total eclipse!
  • When she sweats, she sweats butter.
  • When she sat down, everyone thought it was the destruction of the world.
  • When she sat on a dallor bill, four quarters poped out!
  • When she jumped up, she got stuck in the air!
  • If she buys a fur coat, the species will become extinct.
  • Even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.
  • She has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
  • When she gets on the scale, it says "we don't do livestock"
  • The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
  • She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
  • Her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
  • The shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.
  • She stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him "Beaver"
  • She was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her as a new world.
  • When God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat rump out of the way!
  • The equater is her belt.

Yo' Momma's so old...

  • When she watched Aladdin, it brought back memories.

Yo' Momma's so dumb...

  • She thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
  • She tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo' Momma's so poor...

  • When she goes to the park, ducks throw bread at her.
  • She had to put a five cent gum ball on layaway.

Yo' Momma stinks so bad...

  • She makes Right Guard turn left, Speed Stick slow down, Secret obvious, and Sure confused.

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow...

  • That when she smiles she can put the sun out of business.

And my personal favorite of the bunch...

  • You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped yo' momma!