Yo' Momma's so fat...
- When she sat on the rainbow, skittles popped out!
- When she walked out of the house, everyone thought there was a total eclipse!
- When she sweats, she sweats butter.
- When she sat down, everyone thought it was the destruction of the world.
- When she sat on a dallor bill, four quarters poped out!
- When she jumped up, she got stuck in the air!
- If she buys a fur coat, the species will become extinct.
- Even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.
- She has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
- When she gets on the scale, it says "we don't do livestock"
- The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
- She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
- Her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
- The shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.
- She stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him "Beaver"
- She was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her as a new world.
- When God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat rump out of the way!
- The equater is her belt.
Yo' Momma's so old...
- When she watched Aladdin, it brought back memories.
Yo' Momma's so dumb...
- She thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
- She tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo' Momma's so poor...
- When she goes to the park, ducks throw bread at her.
- She had to put a five cent gum ball on layaway.
Yo' Momma stinks so bad...
- She makes Right Guard turn left, Speed Stick slow down, Secret obvious, and Sure confused.
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow...
- That when she smiles she can put the sun out of business.
And my personal favorite of the bunch...
- You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped yo' momma!