Maineiac

Yo' Momma's so fat...

• When she sat on the rainbow, skittles popped out!
• When she walked out of the house, everyone thought there was a total eclipse!
• When she sweats, she sweats butter.
• When she sat down, everyone thought it was the destruction of the world.
• When she sat on a dallor bill, four quarters poped out!
• When she jumped up, she got stuck in the air!

• If she buys a fur coat, the species will become extinct.
• Even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.
• She has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
• When she gets on the scale, it says "we don't do livestock"
• The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
• She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
• Her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
• The shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.
• She stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him "Beaver"
• She was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her as a new world.
• When God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat rump out of the way!
• The equater is her belt.

Yo' Momma's so old...

• When she watched Aladdin, it brought back memories.

Yo' Momma's so dumb...

• She thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
• She tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo' Momma's so poor...

• When she goes to the park, ducks throw bread at her.
• She had to put a five cent gum ball on layaway.

Yo' Momma stinks so bad...

• She makes Right Guard turn left, Speed Stick slow down, Secret obvious, and Sure confused.

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow...

• That when she smiles she can put the sun out of business.

And my personal favorite of the bunch...

• You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped yo' momma!