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Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Clinton Tidbits 2

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WITCH = William In Trouble, Call Hillary.
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Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Newt Gengrich were on their way to meet the wizard of OZ. When they met Al Gore asked for a brain, Newt asked for a heart, and Bill asked, "Where's Dorothy?"
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Washington never told a lie. Kennedy never told the truth. And Clinton never new the difference.
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Q. What was Clinton's biggest mistake after breaking off his affair with Monica?
A. Not asking Ted Kennedy to drive her home.
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One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with their newest Soup creation, "Clinton Soup" that will honor one of the nation's most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a small weenie in hot water.
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Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this year.
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When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied: "I don't know, I never had one."
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If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer Prize-winning photograph, what shutter speed would you use?
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Chelsea asked her dad, "Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time?" Bill Clinton replied, "No, some begin with 'After I'm elected'."
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Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.
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