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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

The Top Ten Lies Told By Graduate Students

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  • It doesn't bother me at all that my college roommate is making $80,000 a year on Wall Street.
  • I'd be delighted to proofread your book/chapter/article.
  • My work has a lot of practical importance.
  • I wouldn't ever date an undergraduate.
  • Your latest article was so inspiring.
  • I turned down a lot of great job offers to come here.
  • I just have one more book to read and then I'll start writing.
  • The department is giving me so much support.
  • My job prospects look really good.
  • No really, I'll be out of here in only two more years.