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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

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Yo Momma's SO Fat...

when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

her nickname is "DAAANG!!"

she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

she's on BOTH sides of the family.

when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.