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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Five Little Words

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There are five little words, I'd have you to know;
They are "Pardon me," "Thank you," and "Please."
Oh, use them quite often wherever you go,
There are few words more useful than these.

These five little words are filled with a power
That money or fame cannot give.
So commit them to memory this very hour
And use them as long as you live!

Pardon me, but please have a very nice day. Thank you!