Maineiac

Did you hear about the blonde who was a pharmacist?
She got fired because she kept breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriter.

Did you hear about the blonde who was called "Sanka"?
She had no active ingredient in the bean.

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?

Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.?
She was Mentally Deficient.

Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates were cheaper than day rates?

Did you hear about the blonde who was told she was a silly puss, but insisted she didn't have a crazy cat?

Did you hear about the blonde who, after going to the ballet, wondered why they didn't get taller girls for the ballerinas?

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

Did you hear about the blonde who thought that a sanitary belt was a shot from a clean whiskey glass?