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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Horse Country

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A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Clinton came on the TV.

After a few sips, he looked up at the screen and mumbled, "Now there is the biggest horse's backside I've ever seen."

Immediately a customer at the end of the bar got up, walked over, decked him and left.

A few minutes later, the man was finishing his beer when Hillary Clinton appeared on the TV.

"She's a horse's rearend too," he said.

A customer from the other end of the bar got up, walked over and knocked him off his stool.

"Dadgum!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Clinton country."

"Nope," the bartender replied, "Horse country!"